60 Best Elf Quotes to Give You Christmas Cheer Already!

One of the best Christmas-spirited movies, released in 2003, Elf had this magical impact on everyone but especially children. These elf quotes will awaken that childlike spirit again and make you feel a little lighter on your feet. This is a perfect post you could hop on if lately, you’ve been feeling a little down. Your Buddy is here to cheer you up and make you smile because smiling is his favourite thing. So, don’t be a cotton-headed ninny muggins and get along with this fun ride.

Let this Christmas be your best one, get into your vacation PJs, and grab a bag of popcorn because you’d surely want to rewatch Elf after having read these quotes that would steer up all the nostalgic feelings in you.

Because they’re short and sweet,  you can also share these quotes on IG or Twitter simply to keep the Christmas spirit alive.

 

Top 30 Memorable Quotes from the Movie ‘Elf’

1. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Buddy

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2. “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.” – Buddy

3.”Santa! Oh, my God! Santa’s coming! I know him! I know him!” – Buddy

4. “First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.” – Buddy

5. “I just like to smile; smiling’s my favorite.” – Buddy

6. “You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” – Buddy

7. “You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” – Buddy

8. “I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” – Buddy

9. “I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.” – Buddy

10. “You sit on a throne of lies.” – Buddy

11. “I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.” – Buddy

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12. “I’m in a store and I’m singing!” – Buddy

13. “It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.” – Buddy

14. “You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.” – Buddy

15. “Does somebody need a hug?” – Buddy

16. “I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up.” – Buddy

17. “There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!” – Buddy

18. “Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy-maker in the world. I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.” – Buddy

19. “I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.” – Buddy

20. “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” – Buddy

21. “He’s an angry elf.” – Miles Finch

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22. “You get the hell out of here. Where do you get the gall to come here? I don’t care that you’re an elf, I don’t care that you’re nuts, I don’t care that you’re my son! Get out of my life. Now!” – Walter Hobbs

23. “He’s not Santa.” – Emily Hobbs

24. “He must be a South Pole elf.” – Papa Elf

25. “I walked all day and night to find you.” – Buddy’s brother Michael

26. “I think it’s great that you’re an elf.” – Jovie

27. “This place reminds me of Santa’s workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” – Buddy about the mailroom

28. “Don’t tell him what you want. He’s a liar.” – Buddy to child in Gimbel’s about fake Santa

29. “I can’t go to sleep unless you tuck me in.” – Buddy to Walter Hobbs

30. “I planned out our whole day: First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.” – Buddy planning his day with Jovie.

 

Hilarious Elf Quotes To Make You Lough

1. “I just like to smile; smiling’s my favorite.” – Buddy

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2. “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.” – Buddy

3. “Does someone need a hug?” – Buddy

4. “You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” – Buddy

5. “You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” – Buddy (to Fake Santa)

6. “He’s an angry elf.” – Miles Finch (Comment about Buddy)

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7. “I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” – Buddy

8. “You sit on a throne of lies.” – Buddy (to Fake Santa)

9. “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” – Buddy (to Phone Caller)

10. “I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.” – Buddy (to the Hobbs family)

 

Short Elf Quotes For Instagram

1. “Son of a nutcracker!” – Buddy

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2. “You look like you came from the North Pole.” – Buddy

3. “I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing! I’m in a store AND I’M SINGING!” – Buddy

4. “What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?” – Buddy

5. “Can’t wait to see my dad. We’re gonna go ice skating and eat sugar plums.” – Buddy

6. “I’m a human, raised by humans.” – Buddy

7. “Wow, what a great throne. I feel like a king.” – Buddy

8. “I think I have the perfect solution. We can live in a gingerbread house.” – Buddy

9. “Even if he is on the naughty list, everyone deserves a nice, warm meal.” – Buddy

10. “Oh, it’s not a costume. I’m an elf. Well, technically, I’m a human, but I was raised by elves.” – Buddy

11. “I love you. I’ll call you in five minutes.” – Buddy

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12. “I know you’re not Santa, but you smell like beef and cheese.” – Buddy

13. “Oh, I forgot to give you a hug!” – Buddy

14. “Why are you smiling like that?” – Jovie

15. “I just like to smile. Smiling is my favorite.” – Buddy

16. “So, good news—I saw a dog today.” – Buddy

17. “Have you seen these toilets? They’re ginormous!” – Buddy

18. “We could take the tunnel, but they’re renovating it. So we can’t go that way. I have to go around the park, it’s this whole thing.” – Buddy

19. “I like to whisper too!” – Buddy

20. “There’s room for everyone on the Nice List.” – Buddy

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