Everyone knows how Mean Girls is a timeless, pop-culture-hit movie! These mean girl quotes are the quotations from the movie that will remind you of some of the most iconic moments and get you back to the fun time that 2004 was!
Simplest one-liners that not even scriptwriters would have had a clue that they would become so famous, for example, we bet, no one on the writing team thought that simply making Aaron Samuels ask Cady Heron what day it was would mark 3rd October as the national mean girl day! As October is right around the corner, you can save these quotes with cute wallpapers to post on IG or Twitter.
These quotes will certainly remind you to awaken your inner queen bee and get the fun rolling. Get your dosage of Savage and keep on slaying for the weeks to come.
15 Most Popular Mean Girls Quotes
1. “On Wednesdays, we wear pink!” – The Plastics
2. “You can’t sit with us!” – Gretchen Wieners
3. “She doesn’t even go here!” – Damian
4. “That’s so fetch!” – Gretchen Wieners
5. “The limit does not exist!” – Cady Heron
6. “You go, Glen Coco!” – Damian
7. “It’s like I have ESPN or something.” – Karen Smith
8. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Mrs. George
9. “I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners
10. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” – Regina George
11. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners
12. “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” – ‘Girl Who Doesn’t Even Go Here’
13. “Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang.” – Kevin Gnapoor
14. “It’s just plastic.” – Cady Heron
15. “I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.” – Jessica Lopez.
Inspirational Mean Girls Quotes
1. “Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.” – Cady Heron
2. “It’s not my fault you’re like, in love with me, or something!… But I got to tell you something. I look around at these people I used to know… It’s like seeing a bunch of infants.” – Cady Heron reflecting on her high school experience.
4. “Why are you so obsessed with me?” – While originally said by Regina George as a sarcastic retort, it’s a quote that can resonate with those feeling the pressure of outside judgment and the importance of knowing one’s value.
5. “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total bad girl and no other girls can say anything else about it.” – Cady Heron, reflecting on societal norms and expectations.
Humourous Lines From The Movie Mean Girls
1. “Boo, you ….!” – Regina George
2. “I want my pink shirt back!” – Damian
3. “I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.” – Random Girl
4. “I heard she does car commercials… in Japan.” – Random Girl
5. “I hear she’s got two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.” – Random Girl
6. “She made out with a hot dog.” – Janis Ian
7. “Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen! It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George
8. “I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.” – Cady Heron
9. “Is butter a carb?” – Regina George
10. “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?” – Karen Smith
11. “I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.” – Bethany Byrd
12. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons… but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Bethany Byrd
13. “Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?” – Regina George to Aaron Samuels, via Cady
14. “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness?” – Janis Ian
15. “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.” – Coach Carr.
Mean Girls Quotes About Friendship
1. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” – Karen Smith
2. “I don’t know, I mean, she’s so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.” – Regina George, talking about Cady.
3. “Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road, she ruined my life!” – Janis Ian
4. “Look, I’m not going to judge you if you are. I mean I do it all the time! I mean, there’s nobody in the world I don’t hate right now.” – Cady Heron
5. “And you know, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, ‘I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.'” – Cady Heron, talking about Ms. Norbury.
Short Instagram Captions From Mean Girls
1. “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” #OnWednesdaysWeWearPink #MeanGirls
2. “You can’t sit with us!” #YouCantSitWithUs #ThePlastics
3. “She doesn’t even go here!” #SheDoesntEvenGoHere #MeanGirlsQuotes
4. “That’s so fetch!” #ThatsSoFetch #GretchenWieners
5. “You go, Glen Coco!” #YouGoGlenCoco #MeanGirlsMemes
6. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” #CoolMom #MeanGirlsQuotes
7. “It’s like I have ESPN or something.” #KarenSmith #ItsLikeIHaveESPNorSomething
8. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” #GetInLoser #ReginaGeorge
9. “I’m a mouse, duh.” #ImAMouseDuh #HalloweenCostumes
10. “The limit does not exist!” #TheLimitDoesNotExist #CadyHeron
12. “I want my pink shirt back!” #PinkShirt #Damian
13. “She made out with a hot dog.” #MadeOutWithAHotDog #JanisIan
14. “I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.” #MeanGirlsTheory #CadyHeron
15. “Is butter a carb?” #IsButterACarb #ReginaGeorge
16. “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?” #WhyAreYouWhite #KarenSmith
17. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons.” #MeanGirlsBook #BethanyByrd
18. “Your hair looks so sexy pushed back.” #SexyHair #ReginaGeorge
19. “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle.” #MeanGirlsHumor #CoachCarr
20. “And none for Gretchen Wieners. Bye!” #NoneForGretchen #Damian