Who doesn’t love those yellow,adorable and quirky characters known as minions?Their charm and humor have won millions of hearts worldwide.If you are a fan of these adorable creatures,then you’ve come to the right place.Our collection of Minion quotes will surely bring a smile to your face and remind you of the simple joys of life.
Minions are known for their different outlook such as small,yellow,cylindrical bodies,wearing blue outfit overall,black gloves and silver goggles on eyes.Their verbal communication is a mix of various language like gibberish and occasional English words.Despite their awkward way of communication,their expression and intentions are easily understandable and relatable to the audience.
In this article,we actually cover Minion quotes on various topics such as friendship,work,life and some hilarious terms that make you laugh as well.
If you are having a rough day or simply you need quick motivation,read out these Minion quotes will surely boost you up and remind you that life is better when you’re laughing with friends.
Minion Quotes on Life
1. “When life throws you a curveball, just dance it off! Bee-do, bee-do!” – Minion Tim
2. “The most important thing in life is to enjoy it, even if it means wearing a funny hat!” – Minion Carl
3. “Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. Respect power!” – Scarlet Overkill
4. “Come back when you’ve done something evil to impress me.” — Belle Bottom Rise
5. “So get comfortable, Minions. Get real, real comfortable. Because this is where you’re going to spend the rest of you worthless, little lives.” – Scarlet Overkill
6. “Life is full of surprises, so don’t forget to wear your goggles for protection and always be ready to have fun!” – Minion Larry
Funny Minion Quotes
7. “You think it’s funny to mock the elderly, do ya?” – Keeper of the Crown
8. “Did you just trade my future for a pet rock?” — Gru
9. “Hello, everybody here for the interview? Me too? What do you drive? I drive a jet bike.” — Gru
10. “Gentlemen do not steal ladies’ crowns!” — Queen Elizabeth II
11. “C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?” – Minions
12. “So … you came for the queen’s crown, did ya? Well, you’re gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!” — Keeper of the Crown
13. “Minions! Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names, Dave, Carl, oh, that one is Norbit.” — Narrator
14. “Hello, Fred. FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard, and I don’t appreciate it.” — Gru
15. “Hello, Fred. FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard, and I don’t appreciate it.” — Gru
16. “This kid just stole something from the worst villains in the world!” — Gru
17. “No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!” — Minions, ‘Minions’
Minion Quotes on Friendship
18. “We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird. But when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness called friendship!” – Minion Phil
19. “A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend has lived them with you and helped cause the chaos!” – Minion Stuart
20. “Friends are like minions, always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and dance to the beat of their own drum!” – Minion Tim
21. “The best thing about friends is that they multiply the good times and divide the bad ones, just like us minions!” – Minion Phil
22. “Good friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there, making mischief in the background!” – Minion Tom
23. “Friends come and go, but minions are forever! We stick together through thick and thin, even if it means getting in trouble with Gru!” – Minion Larry
Minion Quotes on Work
24. “Work for me, and all this will be yours: respect, power …” – Scarlet Overkill
25. “I’m going to get all my favorite villains to sign my mocket or steal the moon!” – Minion Stuart
26. “Always be willing to lend a helping hand at work, just like minions do for each other and for Gru!” – Minion Phil
27. “Stay positive and focused at work, and always remember to take time for a dance break!” – Minion Jerry
28. “Bello! Work hard, play harder, and always remember to bring a banana for a snack!” – Minion Dave
29. Magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that’s who I would want to work for.” – Tina
Minion Quotes on Banana
30. “Bello! Life be like a banana, sometimes it’s sweet, sometimes it’s bruised, but always worth peeling!” – Minion Dave
31. “A true friend will never judge you for eating too many bananas, even when you turn yellow!” – Minion Jerry
32. “Remember, if you love what you do, it won’t feel like work. Find your passion, even if it’s just for bananas!” – Minion Kevin
33. “Togari noh pocato-li kani malo mani kano chi ka-baba, ba-ba-nana.” — ‘Banana Song’, ‘Despicable Me 2′
Minion Quotes on Despicable Me
34. “Fear not, for here come the gallant knights to save us!” — Margo, ‘Despicable Me 2’
35. “I promise that this wig will transform you from ugly to irresistible.” — Flyod, ‘Despicable Me 2’
36. “We can take whatever you need, We got skill, precision, and speed.” — ‘Minion Mambo’, ‘Despicable Me’
37. “Loca pipa pola gusta la rumbadaaaa.” — ‘Papa Mama Loca Pita’, ‘Despicable Me 3′
38. “And please bless that someone will adopt us soon and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn. Amen.” — Agnes, ‘Despicable Me‘
39. “We do our job, we do it right. We are the Million Minion March.” — ‘Minion Mambo’, ‘Despicable Me’
40. “If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle will make a sound like this. Mee-mo!!! Mee-mo!!! Mee-mo!!!” — Lucy, ‘Despicable Me 2’
41. “And once the moon is mine, the world will give me whatever I want “This time, good triumphs, and the moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky. But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, who is this mysterious hero? And what will he do next?” — News Reporter, ‘Despicable Me‘to get it back! And I will be the greatest villain of all time! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout.” — Gru, ‘Despicable Me‘
42. “And please bless that someone will adopt us soon and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn. Amen.” — Agnes, ‘Despicable Me‘
43. “This time, good triumphs, and the moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky. But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, who is this mysterious hero? And what will he do next?” — News Reporter, ‘Despicable Me‘
Cute Minion Quotes
44. “By the time she was 13, she built a criminal empire!” — Tina
45. “You like picking on little guys, huh? I am a master of Kung Fu.” — Master Chow
46. “You make my heart go ‘Bee-do, Bee-do!’ Your presence lights up the room like a fire alarm!” – Minion Kevin
47. “You’re like a ray of sunshine in a world full of clouds, bringing warmth and happiness wherever you go!” – Minion Larry
48. “Jonabe nii beloo! Lakito le nagali ka, barakimo ka hotooo!” — ‘Jingle Bells Sing’, ‘Minions’
49. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard! Stay warm and cozy, my dear friend!” – Minion Tim
50. “Distinguished villains! My name is Gru. I feel like I’m talking too loud, even though our proximity doesn’t require this kind of volume.” — Gru
51. “If you were a minion, you’d be the most adorable one! Your cuteness is unmatched!” – Minion Carl
52. “This is torture! Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional!” — Herb Overkill
53. “Bello! Sometimes all you need is a hug from a friend or a minion to make your day better!” – Minion Stuart
Minion Quotes on Positivity/Inspiration
54. “My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.”— minions
55. “I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.”— minions
56. “Exercise? I thought you said ‘Extra Fries’.”— minions
57. “Smart Care, smart phones, smart TVs….when will they start making smart people.”— minions
58. “What do you mean tomorrow is Monday? It was Friday a few seconds ago.”— minions
59. “I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.”— minions
60. “Live, laugh, love. If that doesn’t work, load, aim and fire.”— minions
