Office life can get boring. No matter if you have an encouraging boss or some nicest colleagues. However, the critically acclaimed series “The Office” shows office life can also be a hilarious comedy to dilute your burden and stress. No wonder the fans find it hard to get over the funny one-liners and The Office quotes. The mockumentary style light humor that kept the viewers rolling on the floor bagged a few accolades, including Emmy and Golden Globe.
Some powerfully hilarious words of this show take no time to reach the heart of the fans from the hallways of Dunder Mifflin. Over the nine seasons, the characters never fail to deliver life lessons wrapped in laugh-out-loud moments while cracking the viewers with light-hearted humor.
It is hard not to be a fan of the series, its characters, and especially its witty words. Here is a collection of hilarious The Office quotes that will make you want to watch the episodes again.
Famous 20 The Office Quotes
1. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
2. “Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.” – Dwight Schrute
3. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
4. “I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” – Pam Beesly
5. “Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
6. “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!” – Dwight Schrute
7. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
8. “I’m not sure what I’ve done to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio.” – Kevin Malone
9. “I’m not gaining weight. I’m under stress because the copier is out of toner.” – Angela Martin
10. “My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been.” – Michael Scott
11. “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute
12. “Did I stutter?” – Stanley Hudson
13. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
14. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
15. “There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly
16. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
17. “If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What have I been working toward?” – Creed Bratton
18. “Everything I have I owe to this job…this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.” – Jim Halpert
19. “I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.” – Dwight Schrute
20. “The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.” – Michael Scott
The Office Inspirational Quotes
1. “There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly
2. “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
3. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
4. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott
5. “Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.” – Michael Scott
6. “Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.” – Jim Halpert
7. “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute
8. Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.” – Michael Scott
9. “If you don’t like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.” – Michael Scott
10. “Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.” – Angela Martin
Most Humorous The Office Quotes
1. “I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
2. “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesly
3. “I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.” – Kelly Kapoor
4. “The doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.” – Stanley Hudson
5. “I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a… carpenter that makes stairs.” – Andy Bernard
6. “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors, in the mud and the rain… it’s possible a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” – Creed Bratton
7. “I don’t want to do anything. I’m dying.” – Kevin Malone
8. “Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?” – Kevin Malone
9. “The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it.” – Kevin Malone
10. “I’m not dead. I’m the lion. You’re dead.” – Dwight Schrute
The Office Quotes About Friendship
1. “The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.” – Michael Scott
2. “Jim Halpert’s off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office?” – Andy Bernard
3. “I mean, I always knew that the people you work with are the people you spend most of your time with. But I never really thought that the people you work with are, kind of, your only friends.” – Pam Beesly
4. “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.” – Michael Scott
5. “If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.” – Dwight Schrute to Phyllis Vance, implying their close relationship despite their differences.
6. “Friends joke with one another: ‘Hey, you’re poor. Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do.” – Michael Scott
7. “Jim is my enemy, but it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend.” – Dwight Schrute
8. “Hey, everybody, he’s not in the men’s room. Although, I did not check the ladies’ room. Not that Pam’s a lady.” – Jim Halpert, teasing his friend Pam.
9. “No, I disagree. ‘R’ is one of the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk’.” – Dwight Schrute to Jim Halpert, their ongoing friendly banter.
10. “We’re all going to go to hell and die and I hope it happens.” – Angela Martin, referring to her coworkers who she has a complicated friendship with.
The Office Short Quotes For Instagram Captions
1. “Stay calm!” – Andy Bernard #StressFreeLife #OfficeVibes
2. “That’s what she said!” – Michael Scott #TheOfficeHumor #Classic
3. “Boom. Roasted.” – Michael Scott #MicDrop #FridayMood
4. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert #FridayFun #OfficeQuotes
5. “Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” – Michael Scott #LifeLessons #MichaelScottWisdom
6. “I’m Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott #QueenBey #Confidence
7. “Rit dit dit di doo.” – Andy Bernard #Mood #AndyBernard
8. “I am the lion.” – Dwight Schrute #MondayMotivation #BeTheLion
9. “I like pretzel day.” – Stanley Hudson #TreatYourself #PretzelDay
10. “I am dead inside.” – Michael Scott #MondayBlues #JustJokes
